bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

This is gold

This is gold


Harry leaving the Warner Music Group and GQ Summer Party at Shoreditch House, London - 17/7


I feel like his shirts just keep getting lower and lower

Harry leaving the Warner Music Group and GQ Summer Party at Shoreditch House, London - 17/7

I feel like his shirts just keep getting lower and lower

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

uncharge:

being thin and pretty could solve 94.63% of my problems tbh 

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

faultinourfantasies:

Nat and Ansel on their sick love story

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner